Finally got the book I ordered. It was in the mailbox and I had to wrench Quigley’s paws away from the letter slot. I tell you, that cat gets more and more insolent every day. He doesn’t even do his own card reading research.
Anyways. I need to set down a few vital essentials on card interpreting. I don’t really get everything in the book – it’s all written from a human perspective and it’s really muddled. But so far I’ve got this:
King of Spades: Sinister neighbor tomcats, turf conflict, problems.
King of Clubs: Medium-sized stupid dogs, neutered overweight cats, minor troubles.
Queen of Hearts: Fair-haired lady, Virgin Mary, Holder of Friskies.
Queen of Diamonds: Female felines, abundance, calm, flight-impeded pigeons.
Jack of Spades: Veterinarians, The Devil, dark forces in life, Dobermans.
It’s not complete, but it covers pretty much the everyday basics.
Tomorrow I’m going to get a snappy deck of cards.